Wedding invitation

Today over lunch Zachary said that he was going to invite me to his wedding.  Then Nathan chimed in and said I could come to his too.  I asked if they thought they  were going to get married the same day.  Zachary said no because he is younger.  Wow, that 13 minutes makes all the difference.  He sure gets a lot of mileage out of being the youngest in our house.  He thinks he should go first whenever we play games and he wants all the other privileges of being the youngest in the family.  

 Poor Nathan, he gets all the disadvantages of being a middle child.